Saving Sociobiology: The Great Canadian Fertility Clinic Caper

By Stephen Kunk►

Dr. Norman Barwin, owner and operator of a fertility clinic in Ottawa, Canada, has been accused of using his own sperm to inseminate clients without their knowledge or consent. As a result, he is now the biological father of at least ten children. While this "mistake" has led to a lawsuit and public outcry, Dr. Barwin has succeeded in clearing up an enduring debate in the application of evolutionary theory to human sexual psychology.

The evolutionary perspective on human sexual behavior has spawned two theoretical paradigms: sociobiology and evolutionary psychology. Sociobiology suggested that human reproduction, as for other animals, is based by and large upon an impulse to maximize reproductive fitness. An organism's evolutionary success, then, can be measured by the extent to which its genes are replicated in the subsequent generation. Simply put, the goal is to sow as many wild oats as possible, by any means necessary. 

Evolutionary psychology took a more measured approach. Here, fitness maximization is not seen as the evolutionary goal for humans, as there is no singular approach that maximizes fitness across ages, environments and, perhaps most crucially, sexes. Moreover, ev psych recognizes the need for ensuring the care and well-being of the products of reproduction—also known as children. Children are, after all, their parents’ gene-vehicles, and with that in mind, ev psych acknowledges that parenting is not without evolutionary benefits. Is it not more adaptive for a human male to raise two children effectively than to have ten children from ten different mothers whom he hardly knows and never checks in on? Ev psych says it is, and this is part of the reason it has been the dominant paradigm in understanding the evolutionary roots of human behavior.

Dr. Barwin's personal project, however, has restored hope for the sociobiological approach and fitness maximization. Barwin has used his adept understanding of genetics and evolution to his evolutionary advantage. He succeeded in creating an environment in which he was able to scrutinize not just women but also their male partners for reproductive fitness and parental capability. With that mechanism in place, he then subbed in his own sperm to impregnate the most viable customers. This allowed him to produce double-digit offspring without any time investment in parenting the offspring, who were, in effect, raised by cuckolds—and efficaciously, at that. Judging from their photos, Barwin's children turned out to be highly viable themselves, ready and able to carry the good doctor's genes into yet another generation.

Dr. Barwin and one among his alleged bio-daughters

Barwin's efforts, then, have led to a rare triumph for sociobiology. Of course, Barwin broke the law in the process, and broke the trust of all the parents and offspring involved. Just as jarringly, in circumventing the nightmare hell-scape of parenting, he also deprived himself of the patently enjoyable part of the reproductive process: actually having sex with the viable female partner. All told, the victory Dr. Barwin won for sociobiology (and for that matter sociopathy) leaves us with far more questions than answers, the most pressing among these being: What did he jerk off to while filling those petri dishes?

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Stephen Kunk lives near Portland with his wife and two (hopefully viable) daughters.