Blind Mole Rat Wins Lotto, Plans Disneyland Trip

By Rape Lansky►

Naked Photo of the Mole Rat

A mole rat based in Langley is British Columbia's newest millionaire, winning the jackpot in last Saturday's Lotto Max draw.

The first thing the mole rat plans to do with her $1 million prize is take a trip to Disneyland.

"I've always wanted to go," said the mole rat in a press release from BC Lottos. "I'm taking all my children and grandchildren."

The mole rat obtained her winning ticket at a Circle-K confectionary adjacent to which she lives. The win is all the more inspiring in that the mole rat is blind. She has never seen light or dark. 

"I was getting bored sitting around talking about the weather," the blind mole rat said. "This is my deliverance."

Photo Credit: Uploaded by Jedimentat44 on flickr., CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons