Florida Meth Addict Solicits Sex from Manatee at Public Beach

By Rape Lansky►

Robert Thurston Thomas was arrested last Saturday at Fort Walton Beach in Florida after attempting to solicit sex from a manatee in broad daylight.

Fort Walton Beach Police responded to reports of a heavily intoxicated man causing a disturbance on a public beach in John Beasley Park in the mid-morning. Eye witnesses claim that Thomas, age 51, was throwing hundred-dollar bills at a beached manatee and loudly describing sexual acts he wanted the animal to perform upon him. When police found Thomas, a resident of nearby Destin, he had removed his beach shorts and was attempting to mount the male manatee. 

Officers pulled Thomas off the manatee and arrested him. Upon confiscating Thomas's vehicle, they found a cache of crystal meth in the backseat with a street value of approximately $10000. Thomas will appear in Okaloosa County courthouse later this week facing charges of public intoxication and drug possession. 

Marine biologists from Northwest Florida State College who tended to the manatee deemed it to be startled but otherwise unharmed. The manatee has since been released back into the waters, with hopes that this gentle sea creature will never again encounter the wilds of the Florida panhandle.