Florida Man Charged with Asexual Harassment

Alistair McKinley, avowed asexual
Earlier this week, Alistair McKinley of Clearwater, Florida, was accused of workplace harassment. His offense? Not making sexual advances on co-workers. Now McKinley, who was working as a bookkeeper for sex toy manufacturer Blissful Vibes in nearby Tarpon Springs, is facing termination of employment and what may be a lengthy court battle.

Grievances filed by fellow employees allege that McKinley was aggressively asexual in the workplace. In one instance, when approached by a female co-worker for a date, McKinley allegedly told the woman "I would never date you, or anyone!"

On another occasion, when a male colleague in the accounting department overshared about his tendency to rush into things too quickly with multiple female suitors, McKinley referred to him as "you poor, sexually active bastard!" According to eyewitnesses, he then added "you all struggle, you know."

McKinley reportedly has a long history of this behavior, according to a female co-worker who wished to remain anonymous. In an incident in 2018, she claims she propositioned him in the mail room, suggesting they help each other try out a new motorized prosthetic phallus that Blissful Vibes had in development. In what followed, McKinley allegedly forced himself off of the woman.

McKinley faces a pending civil suit for emotional damages caused to coworkers. Meanwhile, McKinley has threatened countersuits against his accusers and employers, citing discrimination based on his asexual orientation. 

"It’s a landmark case," offered Rex Rubinstein, the accusers’ lawyer. “But if he’s asexual, what’s he doing at a sex toy manufacturer in the first place?”

Court proceedings against McKinley are expected to begin in mid-February. 

"Time will tell," Rubinstein added, "whether or not this trial sets a new precedent for combating this recent trend of overt sex-negativity in the workplace."