By Thesal Thayer
(with apologies to Leonard Cohen)
EYES:……………………………………...Green
HAIR:……………………………………...Blond
WEIGHT:………………………………...Heavy
HEIGHT:………………………………....6'2
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES….Wealth
NUMBER OF FINGERS:………......Ten
NUMBER OF TOES……………….....Ten
INTELLIGENCE……………………....Genius
What were you expecting?
Nuance?
Rationality?
Perspicuity?
Coherence?
Thesal Thayer is the editor of Done to Death: The Last Zombie Anthology Ever.
Read Cohen's original here.
(with apologies to Leonard Cohen)
HAIR:……………………………………...Blond
WEIGHT:………………………………...Heavy
HEIGHT:………………………………....6'2
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES….Wealth
NUMBER OF FINGERS:………......Ten
NUMBER OF TOES……………….....Ten
INTELLIGENCE……………………....Genius
What were you expecting?
Nuance?
Rationality?
Perspicuity?
Coherence?
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Thesal Thayer is the editor of Done to Death: The Last Zombie Anthology Ever.
Read Cohen's original here.
