Apparently,
there are no days off in the life of a porn star. Miami-based adult
film actress Lacey Helen Cuthbert, better known by her screen name
Sultry Winters, faces charges of public mischief after flinging feces
at a bat at the Fun Spot America theme park in Kissimmee, Florida.
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Sultry Winters at work. |
Allegedly, a bat flew into the Fun Spot woman's restroom and perched above the stall in which Cuthbert was stationed. In an effort to get it to move, Cuthbert instinctively scooped her own excrement from the toilet and hurled it at the bat. The bat wouldn't budge, at least not at first.
"Eyewitnesses
couldn't see the target," said Ramon Fernandez, a member of the
park's security staff. "All they saw was fecal matter flying up
from the stall."
The
bat eventually flew away unsoiled, but the situation had yet to
resolve itself.
"There
was a fecal sludge everywhere," said Fernandez. "All over
the top of the stall and the one next to it. We found women gagging
left and right. Then there was a bit of a standoff as we tried to
convince Ms. Cuthbert to leave the stall. Eventually, she
surrendered."
Apparently,
Cuthbert/Winters had just got off the "Mine Blower," the
only wooden rollercoaster in the state of Florida that goes upside
down. Prior to that, she had consumed chili fries from an onsite
concession stand. All of this factored into activating the porn
starlet's pre-existing irritable bowel syndrome, according to lawyers
from Vibrant Video, Cuthbert's employer.
The
incident may also have been attributable to the PCP and MDMA that was
found in the porn actress's system after she was taken into police custody.
Cuthbert/Winters,
who is best known for her roles in full-length pornographic features
such as Battlefield
Girth and
Picnic at
Hanging Cock,
will get her day in court come springtime. In the meantime, Vibrant's
lawyers have filed a sanitation-related grievance with the Osceola County Public Works department, and are considering
a countersuit against Fun Spot America and its concession services
for emotional and reputational damages incurred by Ms.
Cuthbert/Winters.
