By Stephen Kunk►
Doctors are treating COVID-19 patients
despite a severe lack of the BDE needed to protect themselves and others from
the virus, frontline medics in Britain are saying. BDE refers, of
course, to Big Dick Energy, the industrious self-confidence that
stems from having an equine penile endowment.
"A palpable dearth of big dick energy
continues to be a critical issue," said Sir Simon Stevens, chief
executive of Britain’s National Health Service (NHS). "It is
disappointing to hear that patients have been endangered just because male doctors are hemorrhaging the BDE that got
them into and through medical school in the first place. A pandemic
hits, we ask them to go easy on the personal protective equipment
[PPE], and then they act like pussies. Sack it up, boys."
Britain’s Royal College of Physicians (RCP) has reported that doctors' increasingly sagging displays of BDE are directly linked to the unmanageable volume of COVID-positive patients and a dire lack of PPE. As such, doctors, as well as male nurses, in some cases, are finding it hard to maintain sufficient levels of BDE to rise to the occasion.
Britain’s Royal College of Physicians (RCP) has reported that doctors' increasingly sagging displays of BDE are directly linked to the unmanageable volume of COVID-positive patients and a dire lack of PPE. As such, doctors, as well as male nurses, in some cases, are finding it hard to maintain sufficient levels of BDE to rise to the occasion.
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Matt Hancock, originally "Hancook"
before he was publicly measured
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"I'm just not myself," said Nigel Fitzwilliam, an emergency-room surgeon in London. "I'm doing surgery semi-erect at best."
Gone is the taciturn, stoic self-assurance expected of a presiding male physician. This has created confusion, shame, and panic among
female nurses and orderlies.
Matt Hancock, the health secretary for
the Conservative government, placed the blame on doctors: "It is absolutely irresponsible for a physician to step into a hospital with a suboptimal availability of the appropriate
BDE, especially in a crisis. No ifs, ands, or buts.
"Who needs PPE when you've got BDE?" said Hancock, whose penis is eleven inches erect. "Now do your job without shriveling
up."
